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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

So they tried

What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

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Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Still no good

What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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